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Ambean / The Swadian Tourney

« on: February 27, 2021, 01:10:07 AM »

fucking dogshit forums LAWL

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Denied Building Applications / Tehlrog Town's Demilitarization

« on: February 16, 2021, 07:03:21 PM »

Character name / organisation name: Ambean's Occupying Force of Tehlrog
Steam of Discord name (or add me, my links are in the topic above): you got it

Description of building: The disassembling of Tehlrog's main gate, to ensure further sieges of the town go much easier. Additionally, toll towers, redundant buildings, and that massive fuckoff rock on the bridge are being removed alltogether. Finally, the poorhouse is being converted back into standard housing (remove the detailed interior, replace it with a standard house), for the new FL to do with as they please. All of this is being done to remove KB.

Also, we're stealing Tehlrog's throne and putting it in Ambean. Thanks.
Location of building:









Reason for building: Part of the peace terms, and a good source of stone/KB transfer for Vayejeg's new keep.

What will the building add in terms of role-play, or general fun in-game?: Lots of deconstruction RP, some civil tension between the Nords and Swadians, building RP for Vayejeg, and actual on-map lasting consequences for the war.

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Ambean / The Mass Dispensation of Keys

« on: February 13, 2021, 09:15:51 PM »

The Great Key-Giving

After a fairly grizzly affair regarding a bandit and a few of Ambean's denizens, it has become apparent that much of the guard staff is without keys. This has recently been amended, as the smith Nikos Gauthier has been tasked with the mass-production of keys, and their distribution. All guardsmen of significant rank are to be given keys to the lower keep and the cells, including Alberic, Kieron, Feliu, Guy, Nikos, Horace, and many others.

The doors in question are:
27, The Hall
28, The Redundant Hall
32, the Cells

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Archive / C_ Chars Aging

« on: February 01, 2021, 07:15:54 PM »

I'd like to preface this with a statement: I normally absolutely hate C_ chars, but this scenario has gone some way to changing my mind. There are a solid 3-6 child characters that have done a good job portraying children, and have done it mostly tastefully. I do, however, have a small complaint...

Why the fuck are you motherfuckers aging up 6 years in the space of 3 weeks? Every single one of you have gone from twelvie moron to full-grown jailbait in the space of anywhere between 2 to 4 weeks. Would it kill you to slow down and standardize? It's rushed, and I know I'm not the only one who thinks that having a kid shoot up a whole 4 years in the space of a few weeks feels like an imposition; am I now supposed to roleplay being old as fuck because you couldn't be arsed to be a kid anymore? Or should the IC alternative be that child characters naturally warp space-time until they hit the magic number of 16? If you're going to roleplay a child character, actually roleplay a child character. If you wanted to be an adult why did you make a child char app?

Rant over. TL;DR: why the fuck are you aging 2-6 years in the space of 2-4 irl weeks?

Solutions: First, implement a standard time variation for the entire server. Second, reintroduce T_ characters. The fact I cannot immediately tell the difference between a 10yo and a 15yo is pretty retardo. The fact a 15yo can't swing a sword around by a 16yo can wear gigatin is also retardo.

C_ = 8 - 12 (anything lower than 8 is a non-character and is mentally disabled to RP)
T_ = 13 - 18 (sorry buddy but you're still a child char in my book until you hit 18)