[Septimus]

Mykhailovich happily slaughtering the nords

Mykhailovich literally a few seconds after the sentence is given to him

[Tirtil]

This post makes more sense now, rip all the people who has lost their lives.

[OOC Sea Raider #1]

Mykhailovich happily slaughtering the nords

Mykhailovich literally a few seconds after the sentence is given to him

Lmao, all things considered, a happy ending.

[kosenkov]

rest in peace Arnaud... https://steamusercontent-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1752436415786190903/E136E86B565B89B337991715B46AAE81EA75A31A/

[Tyro]

Be Eivind.
Make the best of your captivity, use your favours to get people to attempt to save your cousin from death.
Get around fifteen people to commit to saving Haakon.
Be unsure, get in your wife's old equipment and lollygag around the siege to be extra sure that your cousin won't be killed.
The fifteen people that committed fail to save your cousin as well as you.
Also his wife is dead.
Also his unborn child is dead.
Also he is decapitated.
Also your best friend in Ambean died because you decided to attempt to kill the people that killed your cousin instead of treating him.
In the end you forgive your cousin's murderers and become deppressed.

[Jack32]

Be Pinavius
Be retarded and die of a heart attack.
Profit

[Bartolomeo]

Be Guieffroy var Sardou
Counter-shoot Chaff_Hawkeye for 30 minutes
Mysteriously lose connection to the server
Reconnect, gone for 30 seconds
Get headshot KOed while loading back in
Get banned for combat logging
Miss the execution of someone you were going to defend
Miss the death of one of your friends
Miss the killing of a man you swore to protect
Miss the server's conclusion
FUCK

[Tunfisk]

Be Eivind.
Make the best of your captivity, use your favours to get people to attempt to save your cousin from death.
Get around fifteen people to commit to saving Haakon.
Be unsure, get in your wife's old equipment and lollygag around the siege to be extra sure that your cousin won't be killed.
The fifteen people that committed fail to save your cousin as well as you.
Also his wife is dead.
Also his unborn child is dead.
Also he is decapitated.
Also your best friend in Ambean died because you decided to attempt to kill the people that killed your cousin instead of treating him.
In the end you forgive your cousin's murderers and become deppressed.

I'll get you the whiskey

[OOC Sea Raider #1]

this doesn't mean i condone the genocide of minorities

[reyne]

this doesn't mean i condone the genocide of minorities

Todor stood in some tavern in some shit-hole somewhere in some kingdom, sipping some vodka he found in some hovel and muttered some random philosophy, "A grateful server. Those Nords could not live with their own failures. And where that bring the server? Back to Krysolov."

[OOC Sea Raider #1]

Todor stood in some tavern in some shit-hole somewhere in some kingdom, sipping some vodka he found in some hovel and muttered some random philosophy, "A grateful server. Those Nords could not live with their own failures. And where that bring the server? Back to Krysolov."

"I finally rest. And watch the sun rise on a grateful universe. The hardest choices require the strongest wills."

[Wulf]

[Bacteria]

u didn't have to do arnaud like that 

[Wulf]

[Jack32]

Yeah fuck you Krenn.